Here are the hit movies coming out this week! They will be shown on a big wall! They will use light and sound! The smell is from something else!
Blobby Big Eyes
This animated movie is really well done, and it should be! It a 7 bazillion people to tell the computers what to do! Watch it for the credits alone--so many people with different names! This movie will make you laugh so much you will wonder if you're just a puppet on a goddamned string.
3 stars
The Something
You're not going to believe what creepy thing is happening in this isolated locale that has very poor cell phone reception. And people die! Whoa.
7.55 stars
Male-Man
This guy is really likable but very lonely, oh no wait, here comes his sidekick. And wow, is he ever ripped! Good thing, because he has to punch everybody! But will he punch everybody, everybody?
4 shamus
A Phrase People Say, I Guess
There is a guy and he is really got problems in his head and also his Mother. The girl in this one has a very unusual way at looking at the world. They have friends with different perspectives. The Mother gets cancer. There's a camel. You will cry! Especially if you are already crying.
1 shit
Holiday on the Calendar
This couple have big problems: their life is NOT perfect!! They have at least three big problems. And it's that holiday where you do things? Oh no! Perfect movie to crap your pants in the theater.
9 000 000 Neil Degrasse Tysons
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