Monday, September 14, 2015

So You Think You Know Kanye?



Kanye has a black belt in Karate and almost a black belt in Judo.

Kanye auditioned for Friends.

Kanye surprises his houseguests with puppet shows.

Kanye starts every morning with fresh orange juice.

Kanye was going to be named Kandy, if he was a girl.

Kanye never wears the same socks twice!

Kanye saw Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.

Kanye can hold his breath for two minutes.

Kanye can order Chinese food in Chinese.

Kanye rescued baby squirrels from a fire.

Kanye ate too many Cronuts, and is glad they’re not a thing anymore.

Kanye always cries when he hears the song “Mr. Roboto”.