Saturday, April 2, 2016

Lyme Disease or Teen Magic? Know the difference!


Fever, chills, and a major crush on Mister Doogan?  OMG, gross! What is wrong with you??

Let's totally figure it out!

Were you out in the woods?
That's where ticks live and they carry Lyme disease.  They get it from biting deer.  I guess if you got bitten by a deer that's also a problem?

Were you out in the woods on a full moon?
That's where teen witches go with their coven and do their spells.  Teen Witch spells are most powerful on a full moon.

Do you have a target rash?
That's classic Lyme disease.  But here's the thing: A Teen Witch, if she's from a powerful line of Witches on her Mother's side, could totally summon a rash to make you think you have Lyme disease, so that you won't go to the dance on Friday.


Is some of your hair missing?
Teen Witches use locks of hair for Binding Spells, Obsession Spells and Diet Spells.

Is part of your face paralyzed?
Whoa! You are totally not going to Dakota's party!  But I hear Zachary is super worried about you....

Did you steal your best friend's boyfriend??
OMG I can't believe I'm even helping you figure out if you have Lyme disease or Teen Magic right now!!!  Don't even!!!