Monday, February 16, 2015

advice: don't go to a movie with a farmer!

Just take my advice: Don’t go to a movie with a farmer!

They never root for the pig hero.

They’re always pointing out tractors and farm equipment in a scene.  “Look, there’s a hoe!”  And miss the whole point!

They get mad when they see exotic fruits and do their whole speech about how apples are better than mangoes.

They won’t eat popcorn because that’s all they eat at home.

They’re like: “As if people stay up that late at night” and they elbow you really hard with their hard farm arms!

And never mind the smell!!












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