Ideas for Johnny Depp!
If you are Johnny Depp or you know him, these ideas are for you/him!First of all: Hi! Are you ok?
I hear you own an island. Do you think that is making things weird in your head?
You're also a winemaker?
(I should get to the ideas, sorry!)
1. No more wacky mustaches. Maybe you need a face security guard? Maybe you need a step-type group to admit you have a problem? Cut the stache right away.
2. You're old. I know, because I liked you as a teenager. Now I'm home on a Saturday, writing this to you. What I'm saying: Would it kill you to act with some woman your own age? Like, Tina Yothers or ALF?
3. Don't play dead. In the last ten movies, you were a corpse or something.
4. If your costume is going to have ruffles or odd collars, you've done the bad thing again.
5. Why don't you just play a jerk? I mean you own an island and make wine! Just be you!
6. Can I come to your island?
7. Get really fat! That would rule. And then just go sit on your island!!
8. Do a movie where you get attacked! Remake Zero Dark Thirty!
9. Can you pretend you were American once? Just hang out in a parking lot with a 40 ouncer already.
10. I still believe in you, Johnny Depp.
11. No more hats either!
:D
