5 Toxic Friends you need to Strangle out of your life NOW!!!

You've got some serious dead weight in your social circle.  It's time to cut it loose!  No mercy!


Friend Who Talks About Herself
When you asked how she was, you didn’t realize it was going to be a whole thing about her Mother.  Then it’s like she’s got a story for everything.  And you have a way worse Mother and way better stories.  Strangle this person out of your life before she suffocates you with her conversation!

Friend Who Wants Stuff Back
You’re going to give her stuff back, but just not right now-now.  You don’t remember hearing there being some time limit on borrowing the stuff.  And frankly, her stuff looks wayyyy better on you.  Keep the stuff.  Press Ignore Always.

Health Crazed Friend 
She doesn’t wear make-up or a bra--because she doesn’t think she needs to!  She drinks so much kale juice, you don’t want to know what her BM’s look like!  And yoga pants aren’t pants, by the way.  Ditch her.

Friend with Weird Teeth
Your friend with the weird teeth is ruining ALL of your pictures on Instagram.  Hasn’t she ever heard of an orthodontist?  Like hello, braces already.  Don’t wait around to see what she’s got stuck in those weird teeth today--NEVER answer her texts.

Sick Friend
You get it.  She’s sick. She can’t do things like the rest of us. There’s maybe no cure.  Why is she holding you back?  No, you don’t want to sit around and read magazines while she waits for a call from the organ donor people.  Don’t feel bad, she might be contagious.  Quarantine this friend from your fun times!