New York City's Leg ambassador, Taylor Swift did a little ass-kicking today, or LEG-Kicking! Or Leg-Ass-Leg kicking!!!
She got into a fight with all the mannequins at Lululemon!
It's well-known that Taylor Swift, or Swift kick-in-the-ass, as her friends call her, collects legs just in case her legs go bad, which they HAVEN'T AT ALL! Plus, kicking mannequin ass is such a great workout. And it keeps this city safe.
Jonathan Swift, as some other friends call her when they're being mean, really met her match fighting these Lululemon mannequins. They are the fittest mannequins in town. And they belong to a cult!
But the mannequins lost BAD!
SHAKE THAT OFF LULULEMON MANNEQUINS!!
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